Retired T-Shirt Color:Charcoal lots of sanding

lots of sanding

or anyone who has ever lost track of time in the workshop

suggesting the wearer spends so much time at the lumber yard they might as well live there

and repeatable accuracy

Retired T-Shirt Color:Charcoal lots of sandingThis tee features a mock dictionary entry that reads: "Retired. rtard adjective 1. when your to do list officially becomes a to build list. (Also see: finally living)" a perfect nod to every retiree who finally has time to tackle all those woodworking and DIY projects they've been putting off. The joke lands for anyone who knows that retirement doesn't mean slowing down, it means heading straight to the workshop. Makes a hilarious and relatable gift